April 2013
7 posts
February 2013
4 posts
English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What
January 2013
2 posts
December 2012
13 posts
July 2012
20 posts
Add in your own language
English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Arabic: Ba hebik / أحبك
Hindi: Panchord loda chuss
Polish: Kocham cię
Thai: ฉันรักคุณ
Japanese: 愛してる。
Korean: 사랑해요.
Chinese: 我爱你。
Spanish: Te amo/ Te quiero
French: Je t'aime.
Guarani: Rohayhu.
Fanboy: Kim Taeyeon.
Taemin: Soy un Dorito
Fangirl: Kim Taeyeon
Fangirl: Cho Kyuhyun
Nam Woohyun: Inspirits
Kim Myungsoo: -sits inside a rolling car for 4 minutes-
L: I hate you.
Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Tony Stark: Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?
Correct fangirl: slkhbvaerygblairu I WILL PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF GO DIE IN HELL
Park Yoochun: Passionable.
Kim Sunggyu: Tharanghae
Bibum: Salanghae.
Canadians: Eh?
Sooyoung: guys shut the fuck up
Hyoyeon: -twerks-
fangirl: T-ARA
Thunder: pls guys pls
MBLAQ: we share porn
Hulk: Puny human.
idk who: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAJI, SO HERE'S MY NUMBAH, SO CALL ME MAYBE
Hyomin: Sunny
Kris: Maybe next time...
Changmin: Food?
Chanyeol: Ayo Waddup Krease
Kris: Ayo wassSUUUuup ?
Lay: JPG
Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Siwon: Good morning beautiful world! ^^
Donghae: It's raining...
Eunhyuk: I'm long..
Tao: I like walking alone on the beach while wearing Gucci bags and Kris on my arms *bbuing bbuing*
Taeyeon: Tiffany's love is enough for me.
Tiffany: Taeyeon's love is enough for me too.
Jessica: STRESS!!1!
Mir: I lurve youuu
Yoseob: *rapping* saranghae saranghae saranghae saranghae saranghae YAH YONG JUNHYUNG
Onew: Fried Chicken
Tao: Pandas
Leeteuk: MY GIRLS, MY ANGEL
Me: Super Junior
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